Spam Showcase

Real email spam that u can comment on!
 
 
 
  • About

    Once I was mad about spam, now I laugh at it. Join the fun, comment away!
     
    From:Miss Christel Bamba.

    From:Miss Christel Bamba.

    It is my pleasure to write you after much
    considerations requesting for your assistance

    My name is Christel
    Bamba, 20yr . I am the only daughter of late Mr and Mrs Kona. M. Bamba.
    My father was a very wealthy Cocoa and Diamond Merchant in Monrovia the
    Gold Capital city of republic of Liberia in West Africa based in
    Abidjan Ivory Coast, my father was poisoned to death by his business
    associates while my mother died when i am little and my father took me
    so special because I am the only child. Before the death of my father
    on 4th November 2005 in a hospital here in Ivory Coast, he secretly
    called me and told me that he has the sum of usd5.6M and the Diamond
    inside a box which he deposited with a Security and Trust Company her
    in Ivory Coast as family trasure.

    He also made me understand that it
    was because of this wealth he was poisoned while on a business trip
    with them and he instructed me to look for a foreign
    partner who will
    help me retrieve this box out from the Security and trust compnay
    country and be my guardan to invest it for me, my purpose of contacting
    you is for you to help me is as my late father advised me at his sick
    bed.

    1) To Retrieve this box with the money and Diamonds inside to
    your location.
    2) To make arrangement for me to come to your country to
    continue my education.
    3) To utilize this money by investing it in good
    busness.

    I’ am now under hidings to safe my life from any accidential
    harm that might befall me from them. Please tell me if you will be of
    asistance to me after your good considerations i am willing to reward
    you with 20% of the money for your good assistance, i will be glad if
    you will get back to me soon to tell me of your interest so that i will
    give you the contact information of the security company for you to
    contact them on my behalf as i will be introducing you.

    Thank you.
    Christel Bamba.

    SEEKING FOR PARTNERSHIP

    have a new email address!

    You can now email me at: *colalbert_hsbc_plc@yahoo.com*

    HSBC

    Our Reference: 20 / 725 / NW

    SUBJECT: SEEKING FOR PARTNERSHIP FOR INHERITANCE FUND OF TWO MILLION

    THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND GREAT BRITISH POUND STERLING.

    Attn:

    Dearest Friend,

    My name is Mr. Collins Albert I am a staff of HSBC BANK PLC in UNITED

    KINGDOM - LONDON. I work in the operations dept where I serve as

    account officer to numerous customers. I am contacting you of a

    business transfer, of a huge sum of money from a deceased account.

    Though I know that a transaction of this magnitude will make any one

    apprehensive and worried, but I am assuring you that everything

    documents that will bring about the success of this transition would

    be provided, and all will be well at the end of the day. I decided to

    contact you due to the urgency of this transaction.

    The deceased person who died Mr Abdou Elzanaty died in an air crash

    along with his wife on the 31st October 1999 in an Egyptian airline

    1990 with other passengers on board was an American Oil

    consultant/contractor with the Chinese Solid Minerals Corporation.

    You can confirm his death from the BBC WORLD NEWS published Website

    below.

    WEBSITE. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/502503.stm

    Since his death, none of his next-of-kin are alive to make claims for

    this money as his heir, because They all died in the same accident

    himself and his wife (May their soul rest in peace). We cannot

    release the fund from his account unless someone applies for claim as

    the next-of-kin to the deceased as indicated in our banking

    guidelines.

    Upon this discovery, I now seek your permission to have you stand as

    a next of kin to the deceased, As all documentations will be

    carefully worked to make you the beneficiary to the funds 2,300 000

    00 GBP (Two million three hundred thousand Great British pound

    sterling) which will be released in your favor as the next of kin.

    Because after six years the money will be called back to the bank

    Treasury as unclaimed bills and the money will be shared amongst the

    directors of the bank.

    So it is on this note I decided to seek for whom his name shall be

    used as the next of kin/beneficiary to this funds rather than allow

    the bank directors to share this money among them selves at the end

    of the year. It may interest you to know that we have secured from

    the probate an order of mandamus to locate any of the deceased

    beneficiaries. Please acknowledge the receipt of this message in

    acceptance of our mutual benefit.

    For our personal contact and mutual trust in each other. I shall be

    compensating you with 35% of the above amount on final conclusion of

    this project for your assistance, while we will keep aside 5% for

    expenses that may occurre in the process of this transaction from

    both parties, which will be refunded at the end of the transaction,

    the balance 60% shall be for me for investment purposes, because I

    intend to retire after the conclusion of this transaction and

    relocate to your country of residence.

    If this proposal is acceptable by you, please endeavor to contact me

    immediately via this my most confidential email

    (collinsalb_hsbc_plc@codehot.co.uk). Do not take undue Advantage of

    the trust I have bestowed in you.

    Please reach me immediately on the above email address to furnish you

    more details of operation and the modalitie. Above all, please

    handle this deal with maturity and absolute confidentiality

    I Wish You A Prosperous New Year.

    Thanks and God bless you.

    Yours truly,

    Mr. Collins Albert

    - Collins Albert

    Your Invite to Prestige Who’s Who Registries

    *Congratulations!!**
    **
    *It is with great pleasure that we extend to you an invitation to be
    included in the forthcoming Inaugural Edition of the 2006-2007 of
    Prestige WHO’S WHO Registries.

    This Inaugural Edition recognizes those men and women who have achieved
    success in their respective fields. This special edition of the registry
    is designed as an outstanding networking source for the American
    marketplace as well as a world wide source for the Who’s Who of global
    decision makers.

    We believe your accomplishments, as a highly respected professional in
    your field, merit very earnest and intense consideration for inclusion.

    Kindly respond to this invitation, and become a member and we will send
    you and a companion on a free 3 days 2 nights vacation good only at
    participating hotels including Las Vegas and Mexico. Become a member
    today while this offer still lasts, by completing the registration form
    at www.prestigewhoswho.com
    .
    There is never any cost or obligation for a free listing of all the
    information submitted by you.

    Please feel free to register on our web site, go to
    www.prestigewhoswho.com/contact.php

    - please remember to include your acceptance code listed above.

    On behalf of Prestige WHO’S WHO Registries, we wish you continued success.

    Sincerely,

    Board of Directors
    Prestige Whos Who Registries, LLC

    *Prestige International Who’s Who Registries ? 300 Motor Parkway, Suite
    200, Hauppauge, NY 11773 ? (631) 654-4045
    *
    Prestige Research Department ? 300 Motor Parkway, Ste. 200 ? Hauppauge,
    NY 11773

    Congratulations: Zeltic lotto award winner !!!

    ZELTIC LOTTO
    23 RIJNWEGSTRAAT,AMSTERDAM,NETHERLANDS=20

    TO WINNERS IN OUR PROGRAM

    Good day,=20

    This is to congratulate you over your success in our computer balloting s=
    weepstake held on 20th March,2006 in which your email address attached to=
    ticket number LNT456780909890 and drew the lucky numbers 4-10-12-55-25-6=
    7,batch number 4578/NL and consequently won the lottery in the 1st catego=
    ry. This is a millennium scientific computer game in which email addresse=
    s were used and it is a promotional program aimed at encouraging internet=
    users;so you do not need to buy a ticket to enter for our online lotto p=
    rogram. Therefore,you have been approved of a lump sum amount of U.S $1mi=
    llion dollars credited as Bond into your security file LOTTERY REF NUMBER=
    Amt/nt/423275/01 with our security agent. This amount is from the total =
    prize money of $15,800,000 shared among the seventeen international winne=
    rs in categories C with serial number: IL/PLW/18-C0547671254. Note that t=
    his program was largely promoted and sponsored by a group of philanthropi=
    st, industrialists from the internet ware industry and some other big mu
    ltinational firms who wish to be anonymous. Therefore,to confirm the legi=
    timacy of our lotto program, the below website is one of the websites we =
    are running over the internet concerning our lottery programs in Netherla=
    nds.
    http://www.lotto.nl/lotto/execute/intro?node=3Dlottointros&default=3Dlott=
    orootnode&ad=3D0

    To file for your claim, please send your confirmation email to your claim=
    officer. Below is the contact details of your claim officer:

    MR.CURTIS LUCAS
    (PAYMENT DIRECTOR)
    CULVER CONSULTING AGENCY
    AMSTERDAM,NL
    TELEPHONE: +31-622851045
    EMAIL: culverconsultagency@fsmail.net

    NOTE: All winnings must be notarized and an award certificate must be obt=
    ained from the Netherlands Gaming Control Board through a registered Atto=
    rney in the Netherlands and forwarded to our affilliated bank to complete=
    the claiming process,therefore,we advise you to comply to the claim inst=
    ructions of your claim officer.

    Conclusively,this email should not be treated as a scam scheme or be take=
    n for granted,we are backed up by the appropriate lottery law in the Neth=
    erlands and only the successful winners in this our online lotto program =
    receive this congratulation mail and because you won that is why this mai=
    l is being directed to you. Remember that all prize money must be claimed=
    not later than 7 working days. After the last day, all funds will be ret=
    urned as unclaimed. Congratulations once again from our team of staff and=
    thank you for being part of our promotional program.

    Sincerely,
    Director
    Rita Martins
    (Lottery Coordinator)

    [Spam] - Re[9]:

    bites, puff-eyed, unrecognisable. Forcing open his eyelids, Ha-Notsri
    looked down. His usually clear eyes were now dim and glazed.
    ‘Ha-Notsri!’ said the executioner. Ha-Notsri moved his swollen lips and
    answered in a hoarse croak: ‘What do you want? Why have you come? ‘
    ‘Drink! ‘ said the executioner and a water-soaked sponge was raised to
    Yeshua’s lips on the point of a lance. Joy lit up his eyes, he put his
    mouth to the sponge and greedily sucked its moisture. From the next
    gibbet came the voice of Dismas : ‘It’s unjust! He’s as much a crook as
    me! ‘ Dismas strained ineffectually, his arms being lashed to the
    cross-bar in three places. He arched his stomach, clawed the end of the
    crossbeam with his nails and tried to turn his eyes, full of envy and
    hatred, towards Yeshua’s cross. ‘Silence on the second gibbet! ‘ Dismas
    was silent. Yeshua turned aside from the sponge. He tried to make his
    voice sound kind and persuasive, but failed and could only croak huskily
    : ‘Give him a drink too.’ It was growing darker. The cloud now filled
    half the sky as it

    Mr. Jonathan Hoffman

    >From The Desk of:

    Mr. Jonathan Hoffman
    Branch Operations Manager Custody / Clearing
    Rabo Bank
    Den Haag - The Netherlands
    www.rabobank.nl or www.rabobank.com

    Dear Prospective Partner,

    How are you today and business in your country? I am Mr. Jonathan Hoffman,
    Of the above bank. I would respectfully request that you keep the contents of
    this mail confidential and respect the integrity of the information you come by
    as a result of this email. I would like to intimate you with certain facts that I
    believe would be of interest to you. I know you would be wondering why I am
    writing you with such a request. I will only urge you to read on for clear understanding.

    In June 1998, a German Oil consultant/contractor with the British Solid Minerals
    Corporation, Mr. BENJAMIN JESSE-JAMES made a numbered time (Fixed) Deposit for
    twelve calendar months (AMOUNT WITHELD FOR SECURITY REASONS) with my bank where I
    am Branch Operations Manager. Upon maturity of his deposit, Rabo bank
    Investments and loans department sent a routine notification to his forwarding address in
    America and Germany but got no reply. After a month, we also sent a reminder and finally
    discovered from his contract employers, the British Solid Minerals Corporation that Mr. BENJAMIN
    JESSE-JAMES died alongside his wife, from the plane crash in Nova Scotia which you can as well view.

    http://www.greatdreams.com/crash.htm

    This led to my bank’s immediate launch of an investigation into
    reaching a possible surviving next of kin to alert about the situation and also
    to come forward to claim his estate.If you are familiar with private banking
    affairs, those who patronize Rabo Bank private services usually prefer anonymity, but also
    some levels of detachment from conventional processes. In his bio-data form, he
    listed no next of kin. In the field of private banking, opening a private account with
    us means no one will know of its existence since such accounts are rarely held under a
    particular name because some depositors use numbers and codes to make the accounts
    anonymous. I must let you know that Rabo bank also gives the choice to depositors of
    having messages sent to them or held at the bank itself, ensuring that there are no traces of
    the account and as such rarely do they nominate next of kin.
    Private banking clients apart from not nominating next of kin also usually in most cases leave wills in our
    care, in
    this case; MR. BENJAMIN JESSE-JAMES died interstate.

    In line with our internal processes for account holders who have passed
    away, we instituted our own investigations in good faith to determine
    who should have right to claim the estate.This investigation has for the past
    months been unfruitful because no one has been contacted as far as this
    management is concerned. We have scanned every continent and used our private
    investigation affiliate companies to get to the root of the problem.

    This very large sum has since been sitting in my Bank and the interest
    is being rolled over with the principal sum at the end of each year.No one will
    ever come forward to claim it, and according to the New Laws of The Netherlands, at the
    expiration of 7(seven) years, the money will revert to the ownership of the
    Netherlands Government if nobody applies to claim the funds. What I wish to relate to
    you will smack of unethical practice but I want you to understand something, it is
    only an outsider to the banking world who finds the internal politics of the
    banking world aberrational. The world of banking especially is fraught with huge
    rewards for those who occupy certain offices and oversee certain portfolios.You
    should have begun by now to put together the general direction of what I propose.
    There is a large amount of money deposited in my bank, I as the Branch Operations
    Manager alone have the deposit details and I will release the due funds to no one
    unless evidence of relationship with the deceased. Since I alone have the power to
    attest to the claim and know of the existence of this deposit. As far as Rabo
    Bank is concerned, the bank’s management has no single idea of what’s the
    history or nature of the deposit. They are simply awaiting instructions to
    release the deposit to any party that comes forward. This is the situation.
    This bank has tried a lot to track this man’s
    family; they have investigated for months and have found no family. This
    investigation has come to an end. Consequently, my proposal is that I will like
    you as a foreigner to stand in as the next of kin.
    I am aware of the consequences of this proposal. I ask that if you find no interest in this project that you
    please let
    me know .I plead that you do not be vindictive and destructive. If my offer or
    percentage share is of no appeal to you, please let me know because of the time
    frame available of the said funds being confiscated, but please do not destroy my
    career because you do not approve of my proposal to you. You may not know this
    but people like me who have made tidy sums out of comparable situations run the
    whole private banking sector. I am not a criminal and what I do, I do not find
    against good conscience, this may be hard for you to understand now, but the
    dynamics of my industry dictates that I make this move and fast, because such
    opportunities only come ones’ way and probably once in a lifetime. I cannot let
    this chance pass me by, for once I find
    myself in total control of my destiny. I ask that you do not destroy my
    chance, if you will not work with me let me know and let me move on
    with my life but do not destroy me. I am a family man and this is an
    opportunity to provide my family with new opportunities. There is no risk
    whatsoever as all the paperwork,my position as a Branch Operations Manager with
    Rabo bank guarantee the successful execution of this transaction. If you are
    interested in this lucrative role, I urge you to indicate to that effect.

    Upon your response, if favorable, I shall then provide you with more
    details and relevant information that will help you get full understanding of the
    transaction.

    Yours Faithfully,
    Mr. Jonathan Hoffman

    Branch Operations Manager.
    Email : jonahuf@katamail.com