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My name is Christel
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My father was a very wealthy Cocoa and Diamond Merchant in Monrovia the
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Abidjan Ivory Coast, my father was poisoned to death by his business
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He also made me understand that it
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country and be my guardan to invest it for me, my purpose of contacting
you is for you to help me is as my late father advised me at his sick
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1) To Retrieve this box with the money and Diamonds inside to
your location.
2) To make arrangement for me to come to your country to
continue my education.
3) To utilize this money by investing it in good
busness.

I’ am now under hidings to safe my life from any accidential
harm that might befall me from them. Please tell me if you will be of
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give you the contact information of the security company for you to
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Thank you.
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